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yourblowjobprincess: It is literally freezing outside (like painfully fucking cold!) and y’all can probably detect the “evidence” in this boobie selfie I just took, as per request. Moreover, the boyfriend won’t be home for quite a while, so if
queeniman: thecouscousking: quickweaves: you know he dead Only in London smh this kid is literally the only Caribbean/African kid to get this brave in public CRYIN WOW! This kid deserves a real slap across his face. Wasaq oo edab daran
meme-quern:transryuji:transryuji:transryuji:This is probably like my favourite comic ever made in the world i thinkHe’s literally worse than the joker
pumpkinspicebae: thegoodsis: what is this mess This is literally the whitest shit ever, like, she literally changes her voice to mock/mimic stereotypical black people. Who ever wrote this is probably some honky who got pregnant at the age of 17 and
senatorwong: thegoodsonisbad: amb0rg: I should probably just give up at this point. :( I FUCKING HATE TOMATOES AND EVERYONE THINKS I AM INSANE FOR IT I’m glad I’m not the only one THIS IS LITERALLY ME fuck like, i like tomato soup kinda and
powerburial:pharmachimp:disgruntledseagull:acidbathcat:god this is so funny women r insane i love her dude pee in a paper cup and pour it in the box like lrn to logisticsi would literally piss in the litter box for a joke this guy has no ballsif he’s
chainsaw-mascara replied to your post “anyone who’s going to katsu is in for a treat, because it’s going to…” i’m 100% going to be there now. FINALLY, WE CAN RUN DRAMATICALLY TOWARDS EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY
tadoshoneybuns: Kintadomaki girlfriends chilling, lazyng around like cute cats, probably blinding everyone with their attractiveness. Probably on a date.
corellian-smuggler: murrayed: I’d just as soon kiss a wookie. My favorite thing about this line is that literally EVERYONE IN THE GALAXY knows it’s not true. Like, every rebel in all the rebellion probably rolled their eyes–even if they weren’t
lokiwholockfactory: rockinspired: lokiwholockfactory: gallifrey-feels: knitmeapony: dreaminpng: allonnziii: kellanium: #probably the best explanation of a device in the tv history This is literally my fourth or fifth time reblogging this. It’s
Here’s a tip that’s actually probably obvious from the beginning but I didn’t realize until I was fighting the first boss ‘cause I’m a dodo:Any star points you don’t use during a turn get carried over to the next turn. You usually get like
knitmeapony: dreaminpng: allonnziii: kellanium: #probably the best explanation of a device in the tv history This is literally my fourth or fifth time reblogging this. It’s still hillarious. One of my favorite lines I kinda feel like the writers
someone talk to me about clearjaku this is an emergency.
duhhvana:purtie: pale/indie blog I like how people probably think this is some deep existential quote but it’s literally from spinal tap
evolutional: suprememoroi: ohmygod the funniest part about this vine is that u can literally see her get the idea to tape her nose like that omg Probably my favorite vine
juststonecoldgay: evolutional: suprememoroi: ohmygod the funniest part about this vine is that u can literally see her get the idea to tape her nose like that omg Probably my favorite vine
make-me-a-pig:Tbh fattening up your SO is probably the cutest and most romantic way of showing you love them. It’s like a literal representation of “I love you THIS much”
-pulse-295: whattywhatwhat: This is literally the best one yet. And probably the best one ever. I like where this is going
dayoldhakarl: This is literally how any best friend would react in a situation like this and is probably one of the realest lines in any Marvel movie to date.
femmeidiot:Idk who needs to hear this (probably everyone) but your body is a good body. Even if you don’t like the way it looks or people have made you feel bad about. Literally all bodies are good bodies. Have a good day and don’t forget to be kind
Spirited Away
So I need help. Has anyone read The Great Gatsby? I’m writing an essay on Literary Genre and The General Vision of the novel, but literally nothing in that book is what it seems to be, like everything is symbolic of something in my opinion. But
I am very terribly disappointed that with this ‘BEEHAW’ craze and the creation of cowboy Yang, that not ONE of you have mentioned that since she has a robot arm, that she can probably have a literal finger gun. Like that’s it, that’s her pistol.
stephadoodle: kendrawcandraw: “Is it because you look like YogUUGUUUUUUUU~~~**~*~” This literally might be the stupidest thing I’ve ever done. This is probably the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.